(Picture: Twitter)Dating apps can be awful for, er, dating.
We’ve seen some strange Tinder bios in our time – take that one guy who wrote an entire list of ridiculous demands for any potential matches.
One girl recently came across a 28-year-old man named Mikey.
His bio was interesting to say the least.
Mikey explained that he wasn’t looking for anything serious. That he just wanted sex. Pretty straight forward, right?
Mikey let the ladies know that the reason for his eagerness wasn’t just a standard desire for no strings attached sex, but because he simply can’t commit right now… because he’s going to prison.
The search is over 🙌🏻I’ve finally found ‘The One’ pic.twitter.com/zvJlM0ORgp
— Muffy 💋 (@MsDeadInside) March 31, 2019
Yep, Mikey wanted to get in one more raunchy ‘day and night’ of sex before he’s put behind bars.
He wrote: ‘I’m not going to beat it around the bush, I’m off to prison for I do not know how long, and I am looking for one last proppa [sic] good f*** before I go on my travels.
‘I’m not a c*** and I will respect ya but I’m looking for a real nawty woman who will f*** all day and all night.
‘Obviously stopping for food and drink breaks.
‘I do apologise in advance for being so straight to the point but I can’t exactly commit to a relationship for reason above.
‘I will consider a pen pal while I’m away.’
Isn’t that lovely? You might not come away with a boyfriend, but you’ll get a shot at writing old-fashioned love letters. How sweet.
The Tinder bio was shared to Twitter by @MsDeadInside, who captioned it: ‘The search is over. I’ve finally found “The One”‘.
And Twitter was left in hysterics:
Didn’t know stealing hearts was a prisonable offence.— We The Purple (@AlexNoelPeraza) March 31, 2019
Seems a decent upstanding member of the community 🤔— Kreig the Psycho (I’m actually quite shy) (@PhippsnotFipps) March 31, 2019
Would consider a pen pal. Imagine if he didn’t write you back?— Cara (@rainybayblog) April 1, 2019
Oh stop boasting. We can’t all be lucky enough to grab a prize like him.— Deb Murphy (@FeckinLife) April 1, 2019
What a guy! Allowing for food and drink breaks. I hope you get to supply the food and drinks because his broke from paying solicitors fees lol— jimmypopcorn (@jamespreston21) April 1, 2019
I’d need to know what the food and drink options are first. I have… unusual dietary requirements.— David Tuck (@opusdeath) April 1, 2019
Keeper… Well at least you know he’s going to be faithful…— Toy Lover 69 (@ToyLover691) March 31, 2019
We’ve got to give it to Mikey, at least he was honest with his matches – which we can’t say for every person on Tinder.
And hey, at least he’ll stay faithful, right?
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