(Picture: Tesco)Tesco is selling packs of vegetarian sausages called Little Willies.
Yes, you read that correctly.
It’s not the first time we’ve heard sausages compared to willies – mainly cocktail sausages, to be honest – but we haven’t seen it actually on a packet of sausages before.
Dutch sausage brand The Vegetarian Butcher came up with the name, and we’ve got to give it to them for their sense of humour.
The pork-free sausages are made from soy and are designed to taste like Lincolnshire-style sausages (which are definitely the best sausages, FYI).
(Picture: Tesco)You can get a pack of six at Tesco for £3, and or in Waitrose for £2.99.
Since the launch, people have been talking about them on social media – mainly to share how amused they are.
One person said: ‘I grew up in Lincolnshire and sure I saw some willies, but buddy. They weren’t sausages.’
Another added that ‘vegetarians have little willies’.
Someone else said: ‘Who on earth decided to call sausages little willies. And why are my parents so immature that they bought them for me just because of it?’
‘Little Willies’ – 🤭 Strong vegan range in Tesco. pic.twitter.com/ZI9ak7dzee
— Steve Dresser (@dresserman) April 16, 2019
Little willies…..😂🤚 pic.twitter.com/Mtnc4VlYCD
— Jade Dando (@jadedando1) April 11, 2019
Little Willies @Vegebutcher. High in protein. 😉 pic.twitter.com/XHaewrzu5b
— Wendy Searle 🇦🇶 (@betweensnowsky) April 1, 2019
Honestly, well done Tesco and Waitrose for stocking Little Willies – we’re sure it’ll give their customers a good giggle.
But to be honest, we can’t really imagine telling guests we’re ‘throwing Little Willies on the BBQ’ this summer.
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