If you’ve ever wanted to know whether you’re dating the right girl or not, one Twitter user has come up with a solution for you: His ‘book’ ‘Nails at First Sight’.
A man who goes by the name of Rocky has created a ‘survival guide’ for his ‘bros’ to help them decide whether to invest time in a woman or not, based on their choice of false nails.
Rocky created a video showing off his guide, alongside the caption: ‘Tired of chasing the wrong girl? Just found out your girl is psycho? Want to know the signs before making that investment? My book “Nails At First Sight” will help you.’
He says he did ‘countless hours of research’ into the nails, before letting us all know that apparently, if you have nude nails, you’re safe.
If someone’s nails are black or white, they could be dangerous, and if they’re yellow? Well, apparently, if they’re yellow you should stay the hell away.
He said: ‘If she has the courage to get yellow nails, she has the courage to chop off your balls’. Interesting.
(Picture: @ItsRockkky)He also went on to talk about the various shapes.
While square and rounded nails seem to be safe, Rocky says you should stay away from pointed nails, such as the stiletto shape, saying that they are ‘meant to hurt you’.
And apparently, the size of the nail says a lot about a woman.
For instance, regular false nails usually say a woman is a pumpkin spice latte lover, while apparently women with medium nails like ‘vacations with old men’. Hmmm.
And it gets worse.
When it comes to long nails, these say the girl’s ex boyfriend is in jail and that they’re a ‘twerk master’.
Rocky’s video has been pretty successful so far, as it’s currently between retweeted by more than 88,000 people and liked by more than 240,000.
And since, women have been replying with pictures of their own nails:
@ItsRockkky @kaelilovee Nude. But long.
Sweet but will definitely kill you if prompted to do so. https://t.co/ZEzp3t8JBw— oh my laurrrrd (@laurcathmarie) February 26, 2019
@ItsRockkky What power level are these? https://t.co/RdvZ8pxxvw— disco tits (@ASStronautalexa) February 26, 2019
@ItsRockkky 😈😈😈 https://t.co/lBA3Enajxs— s a v (@savsyn__) February 26, 2019
@ItsRockkky @jeezynv Can be safe, can be dangerous. Can be normal, can be crazy. It’s 50/50 😂😩 https://t.co/x0Dnphl6Kb— Paulette (@paulettexo_) February 26, 2019
@ItsRockkky I think of myself as a pretty nice person 🙃 https://t.co/g3eowu9F5s— (@briisza) February 27, 2019
@ItsRockkky 😭😭😭 https://t.co/rWIoH7CC3C— //a.//♡ (@alishageee) February 26, 2019
We’d just like to say that ladies, you do you when it comes to your nails. Go for the long. Go for the yellow. Who cares what people assume – go for the colours and the lengths you like.
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