Budding chef’s attempt at poached pears mocked on Facebook as looking like ‘limp willies’

Budding chef's attempt at poached pears mocked on Facebook as looking like 'limp willies'

A BUDDING chef has been mercilessly mocked after her attempt at poached pears ended up looking more like a pair of “flaccid” genitalia.
Ann Stone, 59, shared the hilarious picture to Facebook showing her friend’s attempt at the traditional French dessert looking rather limp and extremely unpalatable.
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The image shows two brown pears looking deflated with the tops failing to hold and lying flat with the top chopped off.
Andrea Toogood 59, took a snap of the poached pears, which she cooked last weekend and showed her long-term pal Ann.
The ladies, from Frome, Somerset, have always been taking the mick out of each other and Ann decided to share the image Facebook to give other people a laugh.
Ann shared the picture to a Facebook closed group yesterday evening captioned with: “My mate Andrea’s poached pears”.
Another user joked: “They call this dish c**k and balls.”
One user said: “Hello limp d**ks.”
Another posted: “Needs a dusting of crushed viagra to garnish and firm them up.”
Others thought the creation looked more like a children’s cartoon character.
One user wrote: “You’ve decapitated Peppa Pig.”
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Another said: “Poached pepper pig”.
Speaking today, Ann said: “We’ve been friends for forty years plus and have always taken the mick out of each other, when she showed me the picture of her supper I laughed for hours and thought others may get a laugh too.
“When I first saw the pictures I thought it was something rude, but honestly it was poached pears. Not sure what happened to them, I think she removed the stem so they went, well, they went flaccid.”
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