Selling ‘Golden Tickets to Heaven’..reckless Couple,Tito and Amanda Watts of Florida in US arrested for claiming Jesus gave them (Photo)

April 6, 2015 6:26 pm

A couple ,Tito and Amanda Watts of Florida were arrested over the weekend for
selling “golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people. The couple,
who sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers
the tickets were made from solid gold and each ticket reserved the buyer
a spot in heaven simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and
you’re in.

A Jacksonville police spokesman said

“People can sell tickets to heaven,”But the Watts misrepresented their
product. The tickets were just wood spray painted gold with ‘Ticket To
Heaven – Admit One’ written in marker. You can’t sell something as gold
when it’s not. That’s where the Watts crossed the line into doing
something illegal.”

Tito Watts said in his police statement:

I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold… it ain’t
cut up two by fours I spray painted gold. And it was Jesus who give them
to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money
to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the
cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his
planet that’s made entirely of crack cocaine. You can smoke all the
crack cocaine there you want… totally free. So, try to send an innocent
man to jail and see what happens. You should arrest Jesus because he’s
the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m
willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up

Amanda Watts said in her police statement:

We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and smoke rock cocaine. I
didn’t do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just

Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, five crack pipes and a baby alligator.

  • Molly Elliott Browning

    seriously? I’m not too sure this is even worthy of a response but, here
    goes. The officers idea in saying that the only way that it was illegal
    is that they misrepresented their product because it wasn’t gold. No
    sir, the misrepresentation of their product falls under what they were
    claiming the product could do. As far as I know, no ticket of any kind
    will get you into Heaven. And may I say that the baby alligator was a
    strange find but, with the stories they were telling I guess it
    shouldn’t really be a surprise.
    • Dr. Rob

      because april fools?
    • Dave

      Prove that their product won’t allow you into heaven… get back to when you can :D
  • Kimberly Lynn Caldwell Navarro

    Is anyone else.concerned as to why they had a baby alligator? ?
    • Eboni Berrian

      Lolololol!!!!!!! I said what the hell?????
  • J. L. Strahan

    You cannot buy Heaven with gold, the streets are paved with gold.
  • Billy White

    is this couple on? Is people got that stupid? I thought i have heard
    and seen everything.Now’s the time for some ocean front property could
    be rich.
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